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F*#k the Dishes Pattern Kit

F*#k the Dishes Pattern Kit

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“I absolutely enjoyed this project. The constant sense of being just a little naughty didn't hurt either. I am so looking forward to giving this to my beautiful mum to hang in her sewing room. I plan to tell her that whenever she is sitting there crafting away and she hears the washing machine finish or remembers the dinner dishes, she must look up at this and tell herself to craft instead! Because really, F*#k the dishes”.  – Jessie, Clever Poppy Customer


What more can we say - as you can read above, our lovely customer Jessie has summed up so perfectly why this beautiful (yet sassy) pattern is so rewarding to stitch! 


The F*#k the Dishes pattern kit includes:

  • 30cm x 30cm Square of 100% Cotton Fabric
  • 8" Beech Wooden display hoop
  • 7 x DMC thread colours
  • Printed F*#k the Dishes Pattern guide (10 pages) 


Skill Level Required for this pattern: Confident Maker+


We have put a lot of love into curating these kits for our customers. The embroidery materials here are great quality. Plus, everything has been tried and tested by me, so we know you will have the best journey with embroidery as possible.


Here's more detail about what this kit includes:


  • 30cm x 30cm Square of 100% Cotton Fabric

    I've tested dozens of types of material so that you don't have too! This 100% Cotton Fabric material has a fine weave that is perfect for embroidery and a nice white finish that will provide a great contrast against your threads to really make them 'pop'.


    •  8" (21cm) Beech Wooden Display Hoop

    These hoops are made of solid beech wood with a brass screw closure.  They're great quality and are perfect for displaying your finished piece in.


    • 7 x DMC Thread Colours

        All the thread colours required to complete your F*#k the Dishes embroidery pattern.

        • Printed F*#k the Dishes Pattern guide (10 pages) 
          • A supplies list
          • Thread colour guide
          • Quick reference guide
          • Step by step guide and tips
          • The F*#k the Dishes template


        What the pattern doesn't include:

        This pattern guide includes my tips and recommendations for making this project.  But to learn the actual stitch techniques featured in the pattern, and more about the basics of embroidery, you can head to our blog! There you’ll find in depth tutorials with everything you need to know.

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